There’s much to be thankful for as we turn the final pages of the regular season. But like all things in life, there are a few moments from the season we’re not thankful for. Let’s highlight a few:
- Dad Therapy blew his entire load on LeVeon Bell, only to watch him sit on jet skis in Miami
- Chalupa Batman traded Fournette for Bell, only to watch Bell continue to sit on jet skis in Miami
- Josh Gordon went to a winning team, which unfortunately for Bye Week, did not transition to fantasy
- Tavon Austin, Theo Riddick, and Josh Adams all have more fantasy points than… Dalvin Cook
- Sean McVay is only 32 years old and will probably coach for another 30 years
- Amari Cooper as an NFL receiver
- Any kicker attempting PAT’s or highly makeable FG’s
- “Working” when I should be drinking beer with you guys
Speaking of which… I’ve got some turkey to brine and some beer to drink. So let’s get started with the week 11 awards.
Juggernaut
Cardi Lee – 121.8 points
Cardi Lee is running on an impressive 7 game win streak and earned his first Juggernaut of the season. If Cardi Lee didn’t look like a favorite to win the league at the beginning of the season, he certainly looks like a favorite now. He’ll have a big matchup in week 12 against Dad Therapy – with his 2 top scorers out on bye.
Shit Kicking
Barenakdy Cladys 118.6 – 65 over Team Coman
Clady’s is thankful for the Saints offense in 2018, which has accounted for over 1/3 of his total points in fantasy this year. Clady’s is riding a nice 3 game win streak as well, putting more and more pressure on King Can and Cardi Lee for that third and final playoff spot.
Butt Pucker
King Can 103.3 – 97.5 over Idaho Bridge Nutless
King Can needs wins like Josh Gordon needs blunt wraps. In a butt-pucker matchup with massive hemorrhoid implications, King Can stays alive in Protoss with 2 games left to go in the regular season.
Blue Balls
Cardi Lee – 50.2 points
Cardi Lee sat and watched on as two players on his bench went for over 20 fantasy points. Luckily, his Chiefs game is strong – both Hunt and Kelce dropped 17 points a piece. Cardi Lee won big over Chalupa Batman, ultimately sending the latter to Chilis for the remainder of the season.
Trade deadline is over and two games are left in the regular season. Good luck in week 12 gents.