Week 9 saw Cardi Lee win his 5th straight game of the season.

Week 9 saw Dude McNasty lose his 4th straight game of the season.

Week 9 saw GodHatesJags lose his second consecutive butt pucker game.

Season is starting to heat up, so let’s get started with the week 9 awards.

Juggernaut

Barenaked Cladys – 141.5 points

Kamara and Brees combined for 60 points – and in the case of this matchup with Cherno Alpha, 2 Saint’s players is better than 1. Cladys wins his second Juggernaut of the season.

Shit Kicking

Chalupa Batman 132.4 – 66 over Dude McNasty’s House of Hoors

With Tevin Coleman maybe being the best waiver wire pickup of the season, Chalupa Batman managed to put up 130 points with Fourtnette and Beckham sitting on the bench.  The Dude didn’t give it much a fight however. His QB failed to put up 7 points and his flex position would have been more productive building sand castles. The negative D/ST was icing on the cake, and made week 9 a week to forget for Dude McNasty.

Butt Pucker

Idaho Bridge Nutless  102.7 – 97.5 over GodHatesJags

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Jags loses his second straight matchup and Idaho Bridge Nutless keeps the race going strong in Zerg.

Blue Balls

Team Toy – 48.4 points

Team Toy’s not loving 44 points left on the bench, especially when it involves a big fat L to Bye Week. At a point in the season where Protoss could be anyone’s division, Team Toy will need to rack up consecutive wins to stay in the hunt. Or risk a dumpster fire nightmare…

 

Good luck in week 10 gents.