No undefeated teams remain as the weeks begin to fly by like punches in a barroom brawl. So hold on to your hats, while we break down the week 4 awards.

Juggernaut

Team Coman – 130.3 points

Team Coman looks legit. He leads Zerg in scoring and is second in the league with 422 points. If he hadn’t lost to Bye Week by a mere 0.2 points in week 1, he’d be 4-0 and in first place. Lynch remains the ultimate variable in Team Coman’s collection, but if Lynch can keep up his bruising self, Coman may have a few more Juggernauts (and wins) to his name at the end of the season.

Shit Kicking

King Can – 100.9 – 63.5 over Dude McNasty’s House of  Hoors

One thing’s for certain: if you score 65 points or less, there’s a realllly good chance you’re on the wrong end of a shit kicking. It was Dude McNasty’s 2nd turn in 4 weeks, with King Can blasting the commish by 37 points and moving to 3-1 and third overall in the league.

Butt Pucker

Dad Therapy – 73.2 – 71 over Bye Week

This was one big can of bad. Bye Week’s starting QB played an entire game and still managed to put up 0 points. Dad Therapy had himself a 50 point swing with his D/ST scoring a soul crushing -9 and followed it up with a single player on his bench dropping 40 points. Dad Therapy didn’t look destined to win this game, but sometimes it’s just good to be lucky.

Blue Balls

Chalupa Batman – 66.1 points

This one hurt early and it hurt big. Kupp exploded against Minnesota on Thursday night for 28 points and it only got worse at the turn of the weekend with Wentz and Sony Michel putting up a combined 45 points on the bench. In a game of massive 5K implications, Chalupa Batman will need some ice and a desperate win in week 5. Or he may be runnnang.

Good luck in week 5 gents.