It’s okay, you can unclench now… it will all be over soon. With only 1 game left in the regular season, the playoffs are set in stone for owners in the Protoss division. Zerg, however, will need the final game to determine it’s selections. Congratulations to those who have made it in and good luck to those who need a Juggernaut style win in week 13.
As a reminder, the top 3 teams from each division earn a playoff birth with points for being the first tiebreaker. First place teams from each division receive a bye. Loser of the consolation bracket runs the 5k.
Let’s get started with the week 12 awards.
Juggernaut
Chalupa Batman – 113.1 points
Scoring a bunch of points was never the issue with Chalupa Batman’s season. It was pulling out close games with wins that posed issues. Ultimately, he chose a good week to do both – scoring the most points and winning a butt pucker matchup with the league leader. Chalupa has scored the second most points in Zerg, meaning a win next week and a loss from Team Coman O’Brien will send Chalupa Batman to the big dance.
Shit Kicking
Cherno Alpha 106.6- 50.1 over Team Toy
Cherno Alpha is officially on life support. But just because you’re on life support, doesn’t mean you can’t shit kick the other guy on life support next to you. With a 56.5 point smashing against team Toys for Tots, Cherno Alpha finds himself sitting in second place with a 3 game win streak and a chance to clinch the playoffs in the final week of the season. A miracle considering where he was sitting after the week 9 standings…
Butt Pucker
Chalupa Batman – 113.1 – 112.3 over GodHatesJags
While the league was buzzing over the Coman/King Can potential butt pucker, Chalupa Batman and GotHatesJags were quietly shitting themselves all weekend. For GodHatesJags, week 12 was all about securing the #1 overall spot in the playoffs. For Chalupa Batman, it was survival. Bear Grylls would be proud as Chalupa Batman made it out alive.
Blue Balls
Chalupa Batman – 45.7 points
The Juggernaut, Butt Pucker and Blue Balls all in one week? That about explains Chalupa Batman’s season. He’ll need a big win in week 13 and losses from Coman and Cherno to make the playoffs.
Good luck in week 13 gents.